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The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

Ok shippers, when did the Traf Club, Pompey close. Remember it well...24 off....DTS.....head down for a few hours, ...downstairs, babies heads, chips, mushroom mushy pease, then round two....Can only see it's now a Witherspoon's or something....sure it was still alive and well when I went outside mid 70's....
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Ok shippers, when did the Traf Club, Pompey close. Remember it well...24 off....DTS.....head down for a few hours, ...downstairs, babies heads, chips, mushroom mushy pease, then round two....Can only see it's now a Witherspoon's or something....sure it was still alive and well when I went outside mid 70's....
It was most definitely still going strong about 74. Loved the food!
 

smartrock

Newbie
nice pic
 

Sumo

War Hero
A husband walks out from the bathroom in the morning bursting with pride with the size of the dump he has just had. "Go and have a look of the size of that turd I have just done" he says to his wife. "No way, I don't want to look at that, it's stinks in there" "Please just go in and have a quick look, it's a good two pounder" he says. After several minutes of pleading with his wife she agrees to have a look. She dashes in pinching her nose for the smell & runs back out saying "there's nothing there, you must have flushed it away" "No, no" he says "it's on the scales".
 

Ballistic

War Hero
Inverness Caledonian Thistle don’t employ a cameraman as their camera is programmed to follow the ball throughout the match. The commentator had to apologise today as the camera kept on mistaking the ball for the linesman’s head...

 

LifebuoyGhost

Lantern Swinger
Ok shippers, when did the Traf Club, Pompey close. Remember it well...24 off....DTS.....head down for a few hours, ...downstairs, babies heads, chips, mushroom mushy pease, then round two....Can only see it's now a Witherspoon's or something....sure it was still alive and well when I went outside mid 70's....
A fine institution - up there with Aggies - as a JS in the 60’s we had to go ashore in rig so used Traf club to change into civvies and then back into rig in a mad panic to get back on board for 22:00 - but no more sadly - last time I walked past around 2006 I think it was some sort of accommodation for the Uni students
 

Sumo

War Hero
Plymouth city center shops before they banned cars, used to hate my Saturday driving lessons in that traffic.

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janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
I'm in trouble with my wife again,yesterday i went out and bought her some Lorry oil for her Birthday..
apparently its pronounced "L'Oreal"
 
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