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The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

taffscrivs

War Hero
Don't forget to keep your licence in date. Always a nice little earner if you get short of cash at any time
Will keep my licence, boss is commisioning a new workshop/yard about 1/2 a mile away, wants me to shunt the odd unit or trailer in for test or changeover in the feedmill etc. So will still earn a few bob now and again.
 

taffscrivs

War Hero
Everyday bike is a Beta Alp 4.0. brilliant all rounder, bombproof 350 Suzuki engine. Great trail bike and handles well on road. Only does about 80mph but that's plenty fast enough round the Black Mountain foothills.
The Suzuki 2 stroke screamer is X7 based but has always been a road race bike. Might treat myself to a Royal Enfield 650 twin in the near future to add to the stable.
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
A trucker drives his fully loaded lorry to the top of a steep hill on Salisbury Plain and starts down the other side when he notices a Sailor and a Wrac having sex in the center of the road.
He blows his horn several times, but they don't budge.
He slams on his brakes, and stops just inches from them.
Getting out of the cab, madder than hell, the trucker walks to the couple, still in the road, and yells, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could've been killed!
The Sailor on the highway looks up and says, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."
 

Topstop

War Hero
Everyday bike is a Beta Alp 4.0. brilliant all rounder, bombproof 350 Suzuki engine. Great trail bike and handles well on road. Only does about 80mph but that's plenty fast enough round the Black Mountain foothills.
The Suzuki 2 stroke screamer is X7 based but has always been a road race bike. Might treat myself to a Royal Enfield 650 twin in the near future to add to the stable.
Had an X7. 1977/8 rode it down to the French/Spanish boarder one leave. Great little bike.
 

Biker Buster

Lantern Swinger
Here's mine. I used to be on two wheels until I smashed misself to bits.
This is my daily user coz I'm not a car fan


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SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Here's mine. I used to be on two wheels until I smashed misself to bits.
This is my daily user coz I'm not a car fan


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I love some of these modern trikes. We get a lot down here, (Can-Am?) where obviously, it is warm and sunny almost every day. How do you get on where you are - got a good rain-suit? I've still got an Aerostich - brilliant bit of kit.
 

Biker Buster

Lantern Swinger
I love some of these modern trikes. We get a lot down here, (Can-Am?) where obviously, it is warm and sunny almost every day. How do you get on where you are - got a good rain-suit? I've still got an Aerostich - brilliant bit of kit.
Yeah got lots of good kit unfortunately that's more than I can say for he can am. I have been on one of these now for 7 years, the F3 is my second and I can attest to the pitifully poor finish on these. The powder coating is nasty and the engineering isn't much better.
Still it's a lot of fun to ride.

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