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The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
From Derbyshire Submariners newsletter...

Three Old Wrens were sitting side by side at the biAnnual Dauntless Reunion on Hayling Island. reminiscing. The first ex Wren recalled from years past when she had an allotment and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumbers she had grown. The second old Wren nodded, adding that the onions she used to grow were so much bigger than the ones you see on sale today, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she had grown. The third ex Wren remarked, ‘I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the Submariner LRO in Dolphin Comcen you're talking about.’

Brought back memories of working in the Comcen ;)
 

Topstop

War Hero
The Royal Marines use the term YOMP (Your Own Marching Pace) to describe how they trek for miles across the landscape carrying heavy packs....
The Paras use the term TAB (Tactical Advance to Battle) to describe the same thing...
In the RAF they use the term COACH......
It's a big metal box with luxury seating, wheels and a motor that saves their hair from getting dishevelled!
 

Ballistic

War Hero
 

taffscrivs

War Hero
Didn't know where to post this, but here will do. Last night was my last shift. After 43 years of being a second class citizen, treated like shit, hated by every other road user and working 60 odd hours a week to help feed this ungrateful nation I've retired. No more trucking and I'm chuffed to bits.
 

Biker Buster

Lantern Swinger
Didn't know where to post this, but here will do. Last night was my last shift. After 43 years of being a second class citizen, treated like shit, hated by every other road user and working 60 odd hours a week to help feed this ungrateful nation I've retired. No more trucking and I'm chuffed to bits.
FWIW you would never get 2nd class treatment from me. I think driving a truck must be a bitch of a job. Ultimate respect.
Congratulations on your retirement.

Sent from my SM-A515F using Tapatalk
 

Ballistic

War Hero


I so hope this is real.

It follows on nicely from the "thagomizer" situation :D



A thagomizer (/ˈθæɡəmaɪzər/) is the distinctive arrangement of four to ten spikes on the tails of stegosaurid dinosaurs. These spikes are believed to have been a defensive measure against predators.[1]

The arrangement of spikes originally had no distinct name; the term thagomizer was coined in 1982 by cartoonist Gary Larson in his comic The Far Side, and thereafter became gradually adopted as an informal term within scientific circles, research, and education.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thago...eBuI3fIX-z_9BzCk-xxQuhaM9VCT_NNQCKRgw1LBQJDGo
 

skyvet

GCM
Didn't know where to post this, but here will do. Last night was my last shift. After 43 years of being a second class citizen, treated like shit, hated by every other road user and working 60 odd hours a week to help feed this ungrateful nation I've retired. No more trucking and I'm chuffed to bits.
Happy to join the "Knight of the road" supporters :) Everything I own or possess has, at one stage, been conveyed by a truck! Enjoy your retirement Taff
 

Sumo

War Hero
Didn't know where to post this, but here will do. Last night was my last shift. After 43 years of being a second class citizen, treated like shit, hated by every other road user and working 60 odd hours a week to help feed this ungrateful nation I've retired. No more trucking and I'm chuffed to bits.
Enjoy, hope you have plans to fend of the urge to work again :) ;)
 

taffscrivs

War Hero
Enjoy, hope you have plans to fend of the urge to work again :) ;)
Certainly have Sumo, new shed up the garden to house me motorbikes.
Me and best mate Ace might even get round to finish restoring our classic roadracer and doing a few sprints next year. (Covid permitting!)
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
Didn't know where to post this, but here will do. Last night was my last shift. After 43 years of being a second class citizen, treated like shit, hated by every other road user and working 60 odd hours a week to help feed this ungrateful nation I've retired. No more trucking and I'm chuffed to bits.

Enjoy the retirement mate, there are problems with it though, no extra pay for Bank Holidays and having a full time live in boss that never runs out of jobs for you.
 
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