The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

Remember to always be yourself
Unless you suck, that is, then it's a free gangway to pose as someone else.

(This only lasts for a little while so prepare to shift ID & do a rapid runner when you get called out, eh Norman?)
 
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I hope that you did not fail to notice that I am rigged like a La Linea donkey, I'll be you are all green with envy.
Have you been to la Linea lately.Few if any donkeys and no silk screen printers printing your name on a bull fighting poster. Still quite a few agreeable young ladies though.
 

SONAR-BENDER

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Trust me - you DO NOT want to wander round La Linea at the moment. It is like the Wild West. The town is 'home' to a huge number of drug and cigarette smugglers, so much so that there are no go areas. Also, when a boat comes up the beach (they use the long Mediterannean sided one that continues from Gib's Eastern Beach) there are so many smugglers and their chums that the Guardia Civil / Policia Nacional are powerless. I believe there have been 'shots fired' but stand to be corrected on that.

The excellent Chinese just up the Main Drag outside the border is also closed.

Best time in Gib (IMHO) was during the time the border was closed.
 
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