The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

Dusty70

War Hero
aaahhhhhheeeerrrrmmmm

As a 'Ginger cnut' I take offence at that, especially from someone who apparently lives in a scran bag !!

and the original poster 'Big Lez' is as bald as a coot and would probably rip your arm off for a 'Royal' ginger thatch !!

Seriously though - I had to have a new ID card when I became a PO and the Reggie doling them out was going to put me down as Strawberry blond (obviously a raging hatstand) and I had to talk him out of it - I mean who would take you seriously with that on your ID (true dit)
 

Stirlin

War Hero
Shed/Ticket office
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2 lads from Brum arrived 0830 , quick cuppa then on with the job , no bodging or out like that....they do it everyday and were finished at 0905. Had toyed with the idea of buying one from B&Q and doing it myself but the quality of this one I am glad I did'nt. Bigger than I thought and nice big door so I can get my pushrod in there.
 

Scran_Bag

War Hero
aaahhhhhheeeerrrrmmmm

As a 'Ginger cnut' I take offence at that, especially from someone who apparently lives in a scran bag !!

and the original poster 'Big Lez' is as bald as a coot and would probably rip your arm off for a 'Royal' ginger thatch !!

Seriously though - I had to have a new ID card when I became a PO and the Reggie doling them out was going to put me down as Strawberry blond (obviously a raging hatstand) and I had to talk him out of it - I mean who would take you seriously with that on your ID (true dit)
Strawberry Blonde.........................club swinger, diver or Wren ?
 

Stirlin

War Hero

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...I find the '' funny '' emoji not up to par so will use Tigger in future , while I am here WHERE is the FRO button , and the Groan button we have asked for ?. A delegation of Supermods should approach the site owners to put forward our request's. Yes I know there are other emojis on the net but most of them have spyware attached.
 
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