The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful woman driving down the highway sees a man crying at the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of her car and asks the man what is wrong. "I feel terrible" he explains "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED him".

The woman says "Don't worry" - she runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down and sprays the contents over him. The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the

two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again. He hops down the road another ten feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves and repeats this again and again until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands "What's in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?" The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It reads

Wait for it ……..

"Hair Spray restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave".
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Whoever made that missed a trick.

They should have called themselves the Society of Harmful Internet Transmissions ;)
I must admit when I posted it I thought'could do better!'
Shouldn't think many will get this one! Especially Wreckage, even if he Googles it!!
The Environmental Monitoring of Potentially Evil Suspect Transmissions
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
I must admit when I posted it I thought'could do better!'
Shouldn't think many will get this one! Especially Wreckage, even if he Googles it!!
The Environmental Monitoring of Potentially Evil Suspect Transmissions
hardy har har smartarse, it's Shakespeare innit, it's a play wot ee wrote!
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Turning your house in to a Faraday cage would stop your neighbours using your Wi-Fi, won't help your mobile signal though!!
 
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