The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously "Is there a problem?"
The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes "I'm afraid so...I'm sorry but your notes got mixed up and we've given you a sex change rather than a vasectomy"
The patient is devastated and shockingly replies "Do you mean to say I'll never experience another erection"
The surgeon pauses for a moment then says "Well, you might, but it won't be yours".
 

fishhead

War Hero
I've got a 42 year old who never left. Still looking for Mr Right apparently but I think the list of likely candidates is getting very short.
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
I've got a 42 year old who never left. Still looking for Mr Right apparently but I think the list of likely candidates is getting very short.
Now, if you'd put that on ARRSE, they'd be hounding you for photographic evidence......... ;)


Just as well we are so much more refined.


Still, any chance? For a friend obviously.
 

fishhead

War Hero
Now, if you'd put that on ARRSE, they'd be hounding you for photographic evidence......... ;)


Just as well we are so much more refined.


Still, any chance? For a friend obviously.
She's not interviewing candidates at present. Sorry, tell your friend to look elsewhere.
 
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