The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

Sumo

War Hero
Is it just me? I find her easy on the eyes, when they start talking about her dominating and bullying staff, I wonder, for a friend , does she need a whipping boy?
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mainbrace

Lantern Swinger
Is it just me? I find her easy on the eyes, when they start talking about her dominating and bullying staff, I wonder, for a friend , does she need a whipping boy?
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She's declared herself 'innocent' of bullying behaviour. Where's the objectivity in that / Is it akin to marking your own homework?
What we need, to make an informed opinion, is some aspect of independent scrutiny. How likely is that??!!
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
new industry about to start in Scotland, Woolly Bears, Dry Bags and thermal swimsuits

They cannot be serious!! When a lad in the Burg, we had an outdoor pool. It was parallel to the pier and was truly a thing of (architectural) beauty. But the water - JEEZUS! I didn't know I had nuts until just before I joined up! The water was absolutely freezing. It was salt water and allegedly was heated! When I was a kid the pool manager was an ex MAA that my folks knew.

BUT - you couldn't keep us put of the place and it does hold a lot of memories.

Picture is from the Helensburgh Memories page - credits to them.

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fishhead

War Hero
They cannot be serious!! When a lad in the Burg, we had an outdoor pool. It was parallel to the pier and was truly a thing of (architectural) beauty. But the water - JEEZUS! I didn't know I had nuts until just before I joined up! The water was absolutely freezing. It was salt water and allegedly was heated! When I was a kid the pool manager was an ex MAA that my folks knew.

BUT - you couldn't keep us put of the place and it does hold a lot of memories.

Picture is from the Helensburgh Memories page - credits to them.

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Billy Connelly has sound advice for anyone thinking of going bathing in the seas around Scotland....."Don't do it"
 

Chris P

Lantern Swinger
Coronavirus Australia, what a crock of sh-t, bloody media out here full of it - there will be some but it looks like a beat up to me, f/wits..
 

Topstop

War Hero
They cannot be serious!! When a lad in the Burg, we had an outdoor pool. It was parallel to the pier and was truly a thing of (architectural) beauty. But the water - JEEZUS! I didn't know I had nuts until just before I joined up! The water was absolutely freezing. It was salt water and allegedly was heated! When I was a kid the pool manager was an ex MAA that my folks knew.

BUT - you couldn't keep us put of the place and it does hold a lot of memories.

Picture is from the Helensburgh Memories page - credits to them.

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Summer of 76, great days in there redders
 

Topstop

War Hero
Hands to bathe of Rothesay, of Gurkha, well fresh, if I remember correctly?
Swiftsure in AFD60, AC shut down, temp fwd 110F air out of the punker louvers 103. slept on the casing. Back aft 120+ had a fan and trunking running to Manovering. lads did a set of rounds and 20 mins on the casing to recover. not much work was done untill the Freon units were fixed.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Swiftsure in AFD60, AC shut down, temp fwd 110F air out of the punker louvers 103. slept on the casing. Back aft 120+ had a fan and trunking running to Manovering. lads did a set of rounds and 20 mins on the casing to recover. not much work was done untill the Freon units were fixed.
I was still a skimmer, we'd just got back from 3 months Windies deployment thinking we'd be bronzed gods and it would be easy to trap.

It was hotter in Pompey than Florida:(
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
I found this a moment ago. Puts 'I caught it off a toilet seat' into perspective! This a guy who believes his wife got pregnant because she shared a Jacuzzi with a male friend.... Names partially removed to preserve the dignity of the unsuspecting idiot. So, NO rumpy pumpy in the Jacuzzi then?


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James If the water temperature is around that of a scrotum, not too salty nor has too much chlorine it is possible. My first wife got pregnant sharing a jacuzzi with a male friend, these things are unlikely but happen

Elizabeth James wool over eyes ...
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Dave Elizabeth he is joking ffs

Lyn Dave Is he though?
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James I’m not joking at all, it was a really tough time for all of us. My point is that it is possible and I don’t see any doctors on here denying what’s basically a biological fact

Elizabeth Dave calm down some comments people write they believe just like the professor herself I'm not a mind reader and don't swear at me .

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Dave Elizabeth I will say what I like. I swore gently. Eff off.

Peter Is that what she told you?

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James Peter the little girl is 6/7 now, she wasn't making it up!


Marlene James seems you can her pregnant threw a bathing suit .

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James Marlene we are talking about sperm that are absolutely tiny, easily small enough to get through microscopic holes in bikini fabric. If bathing suit material was totally impermeable Durex would make condoms out of it
 
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