The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

Sumo

War Hero
WOW WHAT A STORY
Having a chat with a bloke over a pint in my local last night, during which I discovered he was worth around £4million quid! He told me the amazing story of how he got so rich...
Basically when he left school he had little or no formal qualifications but he loved scooters, was good with his hands and he knew how to sell. He knew he was never going to make it in an office job so it was nose to the grindstone time. He left school at 15 and bought an old series ...3 Lambretta and spent a few weeks fixing it up, he then sold it for profit. He then used the money to buy another and so on. He did this a lot over the next 30 years, buying, repairing, selling, buying again. He eventually moved on to include Vespas in his range, and then on to Autos in the last six or seven years.
Even during the real bad times he plugged away. Never giving up on scooters or the scooter life. He lived it and breathed it 24/7. He worked long hours as you do in the self employed scooter trade, sometimes not seeing his wife and kids for days in pursuit of his life goal.













Then one day his uncle died and left him £4 million...
 

Taztiff

War Hero
Its a hard life on that cruise ship which is being banned from every port because of the Coronavirus:
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Out of muesli!!!
We run out of sausages on one deployment!!
And the bacon tasted of fishmeal..........

mutter, mutter, grumble...
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
The Corona beer company re-brands its top selling beer in an attempt to dissociate itself from the current media coverage about the dangerous virus that is slowly creeping around the world.

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