The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

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Brexit
20161011
Brexit..
It seems that many are not happy with the way Brexit is going and want a referendum on every dot and comma..The discussion goes further to decide whether we should have a Hard Brexit, or a Soft Brexit.
Loony Party policy on this is clear..we prefer Al dente Brexit.
Although Ready Brexit was an option….
r.u

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[Dredd]

Is . . . is that you mum?

 

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Is . . . is that you mum?

*your*

...and it's Sharron - with 2 'RR's... er... so I've been told... by a friend...

 

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[BillyNoMates]

Bad lads.

Court martial results from the military court centres

Provided by the Military Court Service.

www.gov.uk

 

[Dusty70]

A couple of Sergeants and a WO got busted to Sgt. got detention without losing their ranks - how does that happen then ??

 

[MCC is the place for me]

I am surprised there are any pongos left after looking at just one years worth!

 

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A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers . She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him

"How are you today?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.
"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered.
"Do you live around here?" She asked.
"Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered, and again he resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?"

With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.

When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

 

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Well, that didn't take long...

 

[Dredd]

Well, that didn't take long...

And only a snip at £7m. No doubt they will recoup that threefold in sales.

Ah, shirt. My tongue has got stuck on my rear molars.

 

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And only a snip at £7m. No doubt they will recoup that threefold in sales.

Eh?
I don't think Happy Toast spent anything on that spoof.

 

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Eh?
I don't think Happy Toast spent anything on that spoof.

Sorry - didn't watch it so hadn't realised it was a spoof. As I have absolutely no intention of watching the real thing then the spoof would make little to no sense to me anyway. Just heard about it this morning on Radio Shortbread, reported as the first Christmas advert as if that were "news".

My most humble apologies.

 

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Sorry - didn't watch it so hadn't realised it was a spoof. As I have absolutely no intention of watching the real thing then the spoof would make little to no sense to me anyway. Just heard about it this morning on Radio Shortbread, reported as the first Christmas advert as if that were "news".

My most humble apologies.

Ha ha.
I had a feeling you hadn't watched it to the end