The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

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[Dredd]

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Lovely. Just what I needed for Christmas.

 

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[SONAR-BENDER]

When Lions meet Springboks.

 

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[Dusty70]

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Oh contraire....I'm leaving BEFORE it comes out

 

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[slim]

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This is giving me problems with trying to decide how anyone actully farms fannes.
Are they free range or Battery caged like chickens?
Do they roam the fields and graze on grass like sheep?
Or are they actually grown from seed and cared for gently?
Suggestions please.

 

[skyvet]

This is giving me problems with trying to decide how anyone actully farms fannes.
Are they free range or Battery caged like chickens?
Do they roam the fields and graze on grass like sheep?
Or are they actually grown from seed and cared for gently?
Suggestions please.

Fish farm?

 

[skyvet]

Classic tv moment from the days of black and white television (oldie but goodie) ...............
Broadcasting their cookery programme live, Fanny and Johny Craddock were running our of time. Proudly displaying her doughnuts that she'd just made, she dragged Johnny into camera shot to say goodbye - his response? Goodbye viewers, and I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's!!

 

[dapperdunn]

Classic tv moment from the days of black and white television (oldie but goodie) ...............
Broadcasting their cookery programme live, Fanny and Johny Craddock were running our of time. Proudly displaying her doughnuts that she'd just made, she dragged Johnny into camera shot to say goodbye - his response? Goodbye viewers, and I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's!!

How on earth can you remember that? That was the 1960s at least!

 

[skyvet]

How on earth can you remember that? That was the 1960s at least!

Thanks for that dapperdunn! I was in my teens in 1960!

 

[Sumo]

How on earth can you remember that? That was the 1960s at least!

Remembering the past piece of wee wee, five mins ago, another story, especially if it was something the other half said.

 

[slim]

Remembering the past piece of wee wee, five mins ago, another story, especially if it was something the other half said.

Must admit I am thinking about getting one of those new stairlifts. The kind that gets you to the top of the stairs before you forget what you were going up for!