The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

Sumo

War Hero
I was in a meeting once and the ex crab opposite me (big fat bloke) was having a stretch and a button shot of his shirt hit the wall behind me and landed in the middle of the desk!! He was mortified and lost a hell of a lot of weight after that. :)
Sounds like myNo8 shirts at the start of a deployment, loose at the end? pusser scran?
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Plymouth Herald news flash!

Shoplifter steals three large meat pasties from Warrens Bakery in Plymouth. She hid one behind her back.

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When questioned by police, she said she had only stolen two. Yeah right.
 

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