The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

Sumo

War Hero
Quote from Dawn French, I have a sign in my house, which says, some people I like when they enter some I like when they leave, which are you?
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janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
A man walks into a Welsh pub in deepest Wales and orders a white wine spritzer.
The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him.
"Where are you from, you sound English?"
"I'm from England replies the man nervously.
"What do you do,in England Asks the barman.
"I'm a taxidermist."
"What on earth is one of those?" He asks.
"I mount animals."
"Its alright boys," shouts the barman, "he's one of us."..
 

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