The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

[SARKING]

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Why Janner? Why would You do this to us?

 

[Sumo]

Why Janner? Why would You do this to us?

Good question.

 

[Scran_Bag]

 

[skyvet]

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@janner ............ Would you know whether these are available in extra large size?

 

[Sumo]

@janner ............ Would you know whether these are available in extra large size?

For a FRIEND?

 

[janner]

@janner ............ Would you know whether these are available in extra large size?

Sumo wanted one then I explained that you have to have something to hang it on. .......

 

[janner]

 

[Sumo]

Sumo wanted one then I explained that you have to have something to hang it on. .......

That's not a problem it's the mirror position to see where it needs to be fitted is the difficult bit.

 

[BreathingOutOnTheWayUp]

Those might be the nails but you should see the teeth...

 

[repoman]

Happy Easter to you all...

 

[janner]

 

[janner]

 

[Sumo]

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She could have combed her hair?

 

[Sumo]

Quote from Dawn French, I have a sign in my house, which says, some people I like when they enter some I like when they leave, which are you?

 

[Sumo]

Why was this sent to me?

 

[janner]

 

[Topstop]

 

[Ballistic]

 

[janner]

 

[janner]

A man walks into a Welsh pub in deepest Wales and orders a white wine spritzer.
The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him.
"Where are you from, you sound English?"
"I'm from England replies the man nervously.
"What do you do,in England Asks the barman.
"I'm a taxidermist."
"What on earth is one of those?" He asks.
"I mount animals."
"Its alright boys," shouts the barman, "he's one of us."..