The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

A Dr that developed an urge to walk sideways, or one on loan that did a patrol and qualed?

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Not altogether unique - a few years ago, at the annual S/M Embankment Memorial November Event I pinged a 2.5 crab-O with a similar chest adornments. A former RN Pusser. this guy had earned his Dolphins, done his time then joined the RAF in a logs branch for 'Better hotel accommodations whilst foreign, don'tcha know" sez he.

'P'raps... but a real Submariner you are not, Sunshine' sez BOOTWU.

'Oh, why ever not?' sez he in a hurt tone...

I explained - 'Because, in rig, blazer or civvies, no self-respecting real submariner would ever turn up at an event like this minus the obligatory hip flask or two, charged with strong alcoholic spirits!!"

Leaving him to ponder my 15-2 we parted company....
 

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