The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

[Topstop]

 

[Jacobus]

 

[Ballistic]

Children's play equipment fails...

 

[Topstop]

Gillette commercial nowhere near as offensive as the price of their f*cking razor blades

 

[huwshpis]

Gillette commercial nowhere near as offensive as the price of their f*cking razor blades


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I wouldn't buy them if I were paid to do it.

 

[Sumo]

I wouldn't buy them if I were paid to do it.

I still use old style razor blades, in a razor my old man brought me as I joined up in 74, works better than any of these modern things.

 

[Stirlin]

I wouldn't buy them if I were paid to do it.

G..Sensor Excell , £7-50 for 5 twin blades , far far cheaper than that Harry's crap.

 

[Stirlin]

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What your member would look like a couple of days after vsiiting the Nee Soon virgins.

 

[janner]

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What your member would look like a couple of days after vsiiting the Nee Soon virgins.

Always good to get upfront knowledge from an expert Stirl.

 

[repoman]

Then a quick trip up to Terror Hospital for the 'umbrella treatment'

 

[janner]

 

[janner]

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

Is that a 'tache and / or goatee I see there - a bit like a 14 year old lad's!

 

[Taztiff]

Came downstairs this morning and found a note from the wife on the fridge.
'This isn't working, I'm going to stay with my mother'

I was obviously concerned.

So I opened the fridge - the light came and the beer was cold.

Women!! Eh, don't know nothing about fridges.

 

[Ballistic]

 

[BillyNoMates]

Wax on, Wax off.

 

[Sumo]

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Wax on, Wax off.

@BillyNoMates stick with your normal thread, that's odd?

 

[janner]

There you go Billy.

 

[BillyNoMates]

I'm Dave. Fly me.

 

[repoman]

Janner that is just sick mate. She has to be French?