The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

Out and about yesterday with eldest Grandson (11) Mrs S moaning about her aches and pains getting in the way of doing thing, from back seat, doesn’t stop your mouth from working Nanny?


Laugh I almost crashed, and thought what would the punishment have been if I had said it?
 
Here's one cracked by Michel Grove at a Glasgow charidee lunch today:

... planning to speak to Rangers manager Steven Gerrard later “for advice on how to exit Europe in good order before Christmas”.

Par for the course from a politician; bound to cheer some Jocks up whilst pissing off an equal No.
 

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