The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

Happiness is a clean, sweet smelling pair of nuts:-


One customer review reads a follows:

"Read an ad in MH magazine for this. Feels great and smells real good." *

* (I have just tried to get close to mine for a sniff - negative Fresh Bollocks - and I got my head stuck under the desk.)
 
Hurry! Only four left!
"Charging two hundred!..........CLEAR!"
An interesting way to pass a 12 hour night-shift although
it may look a bit odd wandering around the office whilst
plugged into the mains and leaping about like a demented
kangaroo every five minutes.



(Customer review)

25 January 2012

This is the best Anal Electrode I've ever had! Insertion was easy and very pleasuring,

nicholas may and painless.. and pleasurable. The handle makes for easy insertion and removal. All my friends are jealous and always ask to use mine instead of theirs*, so I would definitely recommend it to a friend, father, brother of gary glitter. Thanks for many awesome experiences.

*No, no, no and no.
 
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