The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

[slim]

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He's telling porkies!
How do I know?
Cos he aint wearing his Chefs badge

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

I must admit, when I saw him surrounded by dolly birds (pun intended) my first thought was of Dapps!



Or myself in the old days!!

 

[Sumo]

I must admit, when I saw him surrounded by dolly birds (pun intended) my first thought was of Dapps!



Or myself in the old days!!

For myself to have that much attention from the dolly bird's I was being mugged

 

[slim]

For myself to have that much attention from the dolly bird's I was being mugged

So you enjoyed your trip to Rio then?

 

[Stirlin]

@dapperdunn

His social secretary will be along shortly to answer your prompt.

 

[Sumo]

So you enjoyed your trip to Rio then?

The was the kind of mugging I approved of, couple of wets all night in. At the time only men could sign stuff, but Rio had a high gày community, so women would marry gay bloke, for status. Totally gagging for it, even I couldn't fail.
Plenty got mugged in Rio.

 

[Sumo]

His social secretary will be along shortly to answer your prompt.

When he has finished with his Dolly bird, followers

 

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[Dredd]

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It would be amazing if someone could do a complete Britain journey (walking or cycling) for charity using this handy route - question would be, which one would be the beneficiary?

 

[janner]

You could have started just west of Shitterton and walked the length of the River Piddle, passing through Piddletrenthide and Piddlehinton.

 

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[Waspie]

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Not stopping at the River Piddle then!!!