The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

WreckerL

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The gully gully man gave one of our stokers a chick to hold at the start of one of his tricks, this stoker had hands like shovels, he closed his hands over the chick, as instructed, and there was a cracking sound and the stoker handed back the the dead chick with a "sorry mate, I fink I've broke it".

The gully gully man was not impressed :)
 

dapperdunn

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The gully gully man gave one of our stokers a chick to hold at the start of one of his tricks, this stoker had hands like shovels, he closed his hands over the chick, as instructed, and there was a cracking sound and the stoker handed back the the dead chick with a "sorry mate, I fink I've broke it".

The gully gully man was not impressed :)
Were you allowed them on boats? Did you even transit suez on boats? Or was this in your previous life?
 

WreckerL

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Were you allowed them on boats? Did you even transit suez on boats? Or was this in your previous life?
This was on the Diligence, but yes, I have transited the canal on a boat (there and back ;)) and no, we didn't allow them on the boat, not even the casing as far as I can remember.
 

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