The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

[BillyNoMates]

One for the slide show when the kid gets married.

 

[BillyNoMates]

 

[Topstop]

And it can be posted on their Facebook page.

 

[Topstop]

 

[Stirlin]

'' Side party.......gangway ''

 

[BillyNoMates]

A day out in grannies garden.

 

[BillyNoMates]

Won't be going home in grans car though.

 

[Sumo]

The spoilt brats of today think they can do as they please?

 

[Sumo]

Jobs worth

 

[Sumo]

Standard BMW driving

 

[Sumo]

My wife called me as I sat in the pub last night.
I’ve cooked dinner she screamed “And if you are not home in 20 minutes I’m going to feed it to the dog “.
Woooah! That’s bang out of order I said, it’s not his fault.

 

[BillyNoMates]

Probably taste nice

 

[BillyNoMates]

 

[Sumo]

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My eldest dropped a plate of spag boll on a 2 day old carpet, thank god for accidental damage, new carpet being fitted, fitter leaves his can of spray glue on carpet, when he turns around there is a puddle of glue in the middle of the carpet, his face was a picture, third attempt went well and lasted for years.

 

[Sumo]

practical jokers strike again