The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

[SONAR-BENDER]

Still trying to figure this out.

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OK, she was a virgin after all.

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

 

[Sumo]

 

[Topstop]

 

[Dredd]

 

[Dredd]

A sentiment I have more and more agreement with as each day passes . . .

 

[Stirlin]

saw a bloke digging a hole yesterday , TEN , yes ten blokes stood watching him , one management type with clipboard gobbing off , the other nine were teens all in brand new work gear so was probably H&S brief or summat...........
.........coming back from shopping this morning and my breakfast porridge was backing up so I let off a loud belch , newly installed CCTV on a property answered me .....lady with a 'Merican accent
'' Hi there , you are being monitored , please state your business '' , the local kids are gonna have a ball once they discover it.

 

[Taztiff]

 

[Bartman20]

 

[janner]

 

[Idle Swine]

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Capita really messed this one up!

 

[Aussie Tiff]

 

[BillyNoMates]

 

[BillyNoMates]

 

[BillyNoMates]