The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

[SONAR-BENDER]

 

[Ballistic]

 

[taffscrivs]

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That's not quite what they meant when hauliers said they needed more pussy behind the wheel!

 

[Dredd]

 

[huwshpis]

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Where's the hot tub?

 

[Jacobus]

Reactor compartment. Feed water.

 

[Sumo]

Where's the hot tub?

They are sailing in it, Crabs would only do calm sunny weather

 

[Ballistic]

 

[Stirlin]

Well......will go to foot of our stairs.

• More alcohol is sold in the city than the national average

• The proportion of adults who abstain from drinking alcohol is lower than the national average.

• There are more places selling alcohol per square metre than the average for England.
• In the off-trade, for example supermarkets, the amount of alcohol sold per adult per year in York is 6.4 litres versus 5.4 litres in England as a whole.
• In 2019/2020, the admission rate of York residents to hospital directly attributable to alcohol was 545 per 100,000 population in York versus 519 per 100,000 in England.

 

[Dusty70]

Well......will go to foot of our stairs.

• More alcohol is sold in the city than the national average
• The proportion of adults who abstain from drinking alcohol is lower than the national average.

• There are more places selling alcohol per square metre than the average for England.
• In the off-trade, for example supermarkets, the amount of alcohol sold per adult per year in York is 6.4 litres versus 5.4 litres in England as a whole.
• In 2019/2020, the admission rate of York residents to hospital directly attributable to alcohol was 545 per 100,000 population in York versus 519 per 100,000 in England.

I,m moving to York

 

[Ballistic]

 

[Topstop]

Shouldn't it be:- "Love isn't just blind, it's deaf as well"