The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

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Hope this helps!

Look at the bottom row carefully! 3rd in from the left!

 

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At first I read that as a "bucket of sick".

It still fits

 

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A Yorkshire man was on his death bed.

He asked is my wife here?

Are my children here?

Are my Grandchildren here?

His wife said "Yes, everyone is here"

" Well then, why are the flipping lights burning downstairs?"

 

[Sumo]

Height of laziness

 

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Honest statement on travel bag???

 

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Mummy, daddy fell asleep, so we kept our selfs busy

 

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when carrying a neck pillow, watch where it hangs

 

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Check-in, your plane is cancelled, Jack OK

 

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