The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

[Sumo]

Randy Andy has given up his Royal and Military titles then.
How will he be known now then, Andrew Windsor, alleged pervert?

Randy Andy, all the lights are on but nobody is in??

 

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Tell him he is free to go anywhere that will have him, not Australia

 

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Following on from Midget Gems being renamed Mini Gems because some dungaree wearing idiot of indefinable gender decided the old name was offensive, biscuit companies are moving fast before the Gingers jump on the bandwagon. Honest.

 

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[Ballistic]

 

[Sumo]

Had some seats that did that on skimmers, a mod was sent out to fit a 2" spacer under the seat, short arses dripped a bit. Until we returned to UK for new chairs.
I think some in the comcen, were willing to risk it for the suprise?

 

[WreckerL]

I've actually seen that happen when a young officer launched himself in to raised EOOW seat in the manouvering room of the boat I was on at the time. His eyes went very wide and he just went "oooh" before extricating himself and then ringing fwd for a relief.

The rest of us on watch couldn't speak for laughing.

 

[Stirlin]

 

[Ballistic]

Look at the glove...

 

[Salty-Dog]

Look at the glove...
Michael Jackson's?

 

[Ballistic]