The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

Stirlin

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janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
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News Flash from the English Coastguard.
The Royal Navy intercepted three boatloads of people off the Kent coast this morning.
This placed the Navy in a rather awkward position, as the boats were not heading to, but rather away from Kent and towards France.
Another surprise was that the boats weren't loaded with migrants as expected, but with British Senior Citizens.
Their claim was they were trying to get to Calais so as to be able to return to the UK as migrants and therefore be entitled to substantially more benefits than they currently receive as legitimate British Pensioners.
The Navy it is believed, gave them food, water and extra fuel and assisted them on their journey.
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taffscrivs

War Hero
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News Flash from the English Coastguard.
The Royal Navy intercepted three boatloads of people off the Kent coast this morning.
This placed the Navy in a rather awkward position, as the boats were not heading to, but rather away from Kent and towards France.
Another surprise was that the boats weren't loaded with migrants as expected, but with British Senior Citizens.
Their claim was they were trying to get to Calais so as to be able to return to the UK as migrants and therefore be entitled to substantially more benefits than they currently receive as legitimate British Pensioners.
The Navy it is believed, gave them food, water and extra fuel and assisted them on their journey.
We are in the process of arranging further trips and if you're interested please fill out the document below.
Thank You.
Many a true word...
 

Idle Swine

Midshipman
Reminds me of my late Father-in-Law. He was the most miserable Bus Driver in the Town, hated by many and not just the passengers. He would see an elderly person trying to run for the bus and just as they got to the stop, he would drive off. Also woe betide any elderly person with a bus pass just one minute before they were permitted to used it (usually 9:30). Would not let them on!
 

Wightsparker

War Hero
Reminds me of my late Father-in-Law. He was the most miserable Bus Driver in the Town, hated by many and not just the passengers. He would see an elderly person trying to run for the bus and just as they got to the stop, he would drive off. Also woe betide any elderly person with a bus pass just one minute before they were permitted to used it (usually 9:30). Would not let them on!
That's because they were Twirlies!
 
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