The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

Jacobus

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You’re not so far off the mark. Aside from the fact that those [email protected]@es shouldn’t be anywhere near an aircraft, denigrate the profession and conducted a totally incomprehensible illegal approach, wrong on so many levels, it is allegedly an Indonesian crew ( with the names Asia and Air in their title ) delivering vaccines to Bhutan (hence no punters in the back, thank goodness).
In the good old days when the door could be opened the girls would throw a bottle of water in to the flight deck after a “firmish” landing with the usual “you’ve planted it you’d better water it !”
 

Ballistic

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Jack Grealish’s agent hospitalised after wanking himself into a coma​

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Jack Grealish’s agent Jonathan Barnett has been admitted to hospital after masturbating himself into a coma following the attacking midfielder’s £100m move to Manchester City that will see him earn in excess of £300k per week.

According to sources, Barnett wanked himself into unconsciousness shortly after the record-breaking transfer was confirmed on social media last night.

https://newsthump.com/2021/08/06/ja...spitalised-after-wanking-himself-into-a-coma/
 
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