The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

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War Hero
Blokes is screwing a married woman and her husband comes home unexpectantly.
In a panic he dives out of the bedroom window, leaving his clothes behind. In the garden stark naked he's wondering what to do when a load of runners in a marathon go by. Quick as a flash, he leaps over the hedge and joins in. A man runs alongside and says, 'Why are you running in the nude?' 'Fresh air fanatic,' he replies, 'Good clean air to all parts of the body.' Man says, 'But you're wearing a johnny.' 'Yes,' bloke says, 'It was raining when I started!'
 

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