The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

Stirlin

War Hero
Serious head on , there was a documentary on Sky arts last saturday about the making of John Lennons first solo album Plastic Ono Band , many contributors including Ringo and Klaus Voorman who played on the album . At no time did Yoko influence John into leaving the Beatles , it was pretty much John all the way , backed up by Ringo.
 

janner

MIA
Book Reviewer
Johnny took 2 stuffed dogs to the 'Antiques Roadshow'.
"Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced
by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated
in London at the turn of last century. Do you have any idea
what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"
"...Sticks?" Johnny replied
 

taffscrivs

War Hero
Postman walks up a gravel drive of a big posh house. Round the corner of the house comes a bloody great Rottweiler, snarling and growling. The lady of the house shouts down from a bedroom window, 'Kick his balls!' Postman thinks, 'That'll do for me,' and boots the dog in the knackers. 'Now you've done it.' calls the woman., 'I meant the red and blue rubber ones on the lawn!'
 

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