The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

Sumo

War Hero
I phoned radio station Wave 105 today, to enter their mystery prize competition.
The presenter answered and said, "
Congratulations

on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize"..
"That Fantastic!" I called out in delight.
"Feel Confident?" The presenter asked, "It's a Maths Question."
"Well, I've got a degree in Mathematics from Oxford University," I proudly replied, "and I've taught maths to A level students for the last 20 years"
"Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to a Portsmouth game and to meet the players after, what is 2+2 ?"
"7", I replied
 

Ballistic

War Hero
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fishhead

War Hero
How many other silly old farts remember this from the last Tokyo Olympics?

One of my earliest memories was hearing this on our tiny old B & W telly.


Unfortunately I do remember it and also jazzman Kenny Ball cashing in on the whole thing with a tune called "Teatime In Tokyo"
 
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