The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

Ballistic

War Hero

Although, technically, God's Country is where God was born, so... Judea :D

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A teacher asked the kids in her 3rd grade class,
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Kevin answered: "I wanna start out as a Marine Fighter Pilot,
then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore,
give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks,
an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe,
an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response
from little Kevin, decided not to acknowledge what he said
and simply tried to continue with the lesson . . . .
"And how about you, Sarah?"
"I wanna be Kevin’s whore."
 
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