Recession, no money? We here this constantly year after year. OK so people leave things until the last minute and ram all the shops in the last few days up until the event. Now as soon as Christmas is done there they are again bargain hunting and buying all the things 10p cheaper than they could afford before hand. But what the Fuck is this all about:- Every boxing day when I and any other intelligent life form is out partying or at least socialising, there they are. Thousands of the fuckers cramming into every B&Q, Home Base and Wicks this side of Nagasaki, and then to cap it all every Garden centre this side of the river Jordan is the same. Is it me? Should I be over-set with a burning compulsion to buy do-it-yourself products on boxing day? Why don't I feel the pull of shrubs and trees like these people? Another phenomena is supermarkets. They are crammed as soon as they reopen. Fuck I'm trying to get the war office to jettison the left over salad bowl, the uneaten unwanted remains of a buffet and plate loads of cake gateau etc, and apparently I should be out buying more. What a strange twat I am. Can anyone explain this to me or will it haunt me for the rest of my life like the "one shoe" mystery used to? Expectantly Tamworth.