The promised land

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  1. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer



    Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your
    shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."


    Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your
    asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."

    Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
    camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

    Now David Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third World country, (he hasn't
    realised yet that WE are now a third World country), raised my fuel bills, lent
    my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy "merchant bankers" and increased Vat
    to 20%.

    I am so depressed last night I called the Samaritans, they diverted my call to a
    call centre in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and
    asked if I could drive a truck.
     
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  2. Actually I made a enquiry to the job centre and the man from Delphi answered. Or was it a miscall???
     
  3. haaaaaaaaaaaaa

    WSTB
     

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