I've been noticing more and more of late, that the fu**ing stupider the Presidential Candidates name is - the more chance they have of being the next bloke in the White House. Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum and the bloke with two first names, Ron Paul are all having a crack at getting Obamas job. It would seem to me, that if one had a more bloke-ish name, then the rest of the world would take a little more notice....but a President called Newt? Give me a break! Here's a few "made up" names for prospective American Presidential candidates.....they sound typically Yank, and would probably make every other world leader piss themselves when they had to say them at important press conferences. Plug Trufflehorn Drogo Moosenuckle Biffo J. Gargleschnitzer Bubba T. Bagduncker (I'm having a stupid day) B.N.M.