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An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months.
>
> Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.
> The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
> Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that
> did this to you?
> I want to know!'
>
> The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
>
> Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
> distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
> steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
> He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:
> 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry
> her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs
> and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life, and also donate
> £1,000,000 to your bank account.
>
>
> Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse,
> a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000 bank account, plus another million to your account.
>
>
> If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £4,000,000 bank account.
>
>
> If twins, they will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each, with another £2,000,000 to your account.
>
>
> However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not really sure what to do. What do you suggest?'
>
>
> At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent,
> places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
> 'You shag her again.
>
> Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.
> The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
> Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that
> did this to you?
> I want to know!'
>
> The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
>
> Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
> distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
> steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
> He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:
> 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry
> her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs
> and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life, and also donate
> £1,000,000 to your bank account.
>
>
> Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse,
> a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000 bank account, plus another million to your account.
>
>
> If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £4,000,000 bank account.
>
>
> If twins, they will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each, with another £2,000,000 to your account.
>
>
> However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not really sure what to do. What do you suggest?'
>
>
> At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent,
> places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
> 'You shag her again.
