Bugger me a stainless steel Prince Albert!
An unintentional faux pas? Reminds me of an old girl we used to know and did odd jobs for. Her call of 'Please come around and fix my kitchen table darling, it needs turning upside down and giving a good screwing' had me speechless, almost!
The reply of 'Don't we all love' was like Concorde, way over her head.