The Perils of Drinking

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  1. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.

    a) Innovative
    b) Preliminary
    c) Proliferation
    d) Cinnamon
    e) Anonymous

    Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Specificity
    b) British Constitution
    c) Passive-aggressive disorder
    d) Transubstantiate
    e) Instantaneous

    Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk ...

    a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

    b) Nope, no more booze for me.

    c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.

    d) No kebab for me, thank you.

    e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

    f) I'm not interested in fighting you.

    g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

    h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero

    i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

    j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

    k) Look, it would be great to have a shag but I hardly know you and we
    will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.

    l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure it's just because
    he knows her or something.

    m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try
    balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.

    n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in
    that hedge.

    o) I really believe in prohibition.

    p) I honestly don't think the rest of the city centre wants to see my
    bare arse.

    q) No you are not my bestest mate in the whole world. I've only known
    you for a few hours.

    r) I'm sure those young women are extremely intelligent and have
    wonderful personalities.

    s) I'm sure my feet would be damaged for life if I take my shoes off and
    walk all the way home.

    t) A creamy cocktail followed by 4 shots of tequila..? Surely that
    would be no good for my insides.

    u) Me? Go for a pee in the men’s room because the ladies queue is too
    long? I don't think so.

    v) I'll just have a big glass of water before I go to bed so I don't have a hangover in the morning.
  2. ohhh, so true. I can honestly say that I have thought/said most of the "downright impossible" to say at some point or another.....(but only quietly in my own head). :thumright:
  3. There's some big words in that lot that I can't even say when I'm sober (most of em I can't even think)!
  4. Got most of the right, Sarge - is that from experience on the right side of the law, or the wrong side ?
  5. Hey, Reggies are ALWAYS on the right side of the law......even when they are guilty (Sorry SGPB) ^_^;
  6. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    NO COMMENT! :wtf: :wink:
  7. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    And don't you forgeddit! :wink: :lol:
  8. Oops, nearly got trooped there...... :thumright:
  9. No you bloody didn't!! Perv-o.......oh! I see what you mean, I thought, well....with me having the goatee.....and.......AAC/ that the time? Must dash.
  10. LOL, good one :thumright: :lol:

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