The Perils of Drinking

sgtpepperband

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#1
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
e) Anonymous

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
e) Instantaneous

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk ...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.


b) Nope, no more booze for me.


c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.


d) No kebab for me, thank you.


e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?


f) I'm not interested in fighting you.


g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.


h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
co-ordination.


i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.


j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.


k) Look, it would be great to have a shag but I hardly know you and we
will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.


l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure it's just because
he knows her or something.


m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try
balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.


n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in
that hedge.


o) I really believe in prohibition.


p) I honestly don't think the rest of the city centre wants to see my
bare arse.


q) No you are not my bestest mate in the whole world. I've only known
you for a few hours.


r) I'm sure those young women are extremely intelligent and have
wonderful personalities.


s) I'm sure my feet would be damaged for life if I take my shoes off and
walk all the way home.


t) A creamy cocktail followed by 4 shots of tequila..? Surely that
would be no good for my insides.


u) Me? Go for a pee in the men’s room because the ladies queue is too
long? I don't think so.


v) I'll just have a big glass of water before I go to bed so I don't have a hangover in the morning.
 
#2
ohhh, so true. I can honestly say that I have thought/said most of the "downright impossible" to say at some point or another.....(but only quietly in my own head). :thumright:
 

sgtpepperband

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#7
type42stoker said:
lsadirty said:
Got most of the right, Sarge - is that from experience on the right side of the law, or the wrong side ?
Hey, Reggies are ALWAYS on the right side of the law......even when they are guilty (Sorry SGPB) ^_^;
And don't you forgeddit! :wink: :lol:
 
#9
type42stoker said:
sgtpepperband said:
type42stoker said:
lsadirty said:
Got most of the right, Sarge - is that from experience on the right side of the law, or the wrong side ?
Hey, Reggies are ALWAYS on the right side of the law......even when they are guilty (Sorry SGPB) ^_^;
And don't you forgeddit! :wink: :lol:
Oops, nearly got trooped there...... :thumright:
No you bloody didn't!! Perv-o.......oh! I see what you mean, I thought, well....with me having the goatee.....and.......AAC/beards......is that the time? Must dash.
 
#10
Trooped_Again said:
type42stoker said:
sgtpepperband said:
type42stoker said:
lsadirty said:
Got most of the right, Sarge - is that from experience on the right side of the law, or the wrong side ?
Hey, Reggies are ALWAYS on the right side of the law......even when they are guilty (Sorry SGPB) ^_^;
And don't you forgeddit! :wink: :lol:
Oops, nearly got trooped there...... :thumright:
No you bloody didn't!! Perv-o.......oh! I see what you mean, I thought, well....with me having the goatee.....and.......AAC/beards......is that the time? Must dash.
LOL, good one :thumright: :lol:
 
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