Yesterday afternoon I received a text message informing me that an old oppo had made a bit of a twat out of himself during a brief to a number of high ranking officers. In order to compound his misery I looked him up on dii and sent him a nice wordy email. (ok it was one word, in red and font size mahoosive). This morning I found myself on the blower explaining a case of mis identification to a very angry Warrant (who didn't know me) chucking one up about not enjoying opening the first email of the morning, whilst waiting to deliver another brief and seeing COCK glaring back at him and the whole briefing room. I did think about blaming someone using my login but didn't fancy a syops bumming too. I also asked why he opened it on a big screen in front of everyone and he explained that this is how he receives pertinent brief information and always checks before starting. Shit. After 5 minutes of being told that it was an offence to use Dii for such things he then told me that he was going to run me until my arse bled and his next call was going to be the rozzers followed by my boss and then the big dipper. So much for Dii ensuring the correct information getting to the correct people. Ten minutes after the phonecall ended I received another email from the same address It simply read: "waaaaaah!" Bet you shit yourself, COCK! Fucker had me already shining my shoes. Any other tales of your "hilarity" being reversed?