The perfect Penis

Father_Famine

Lantern Swinger
#1
Just watched a prog called "The Perfect Penis" on satellite channel more4,

Frightening all about PE (Penis Enlargement) there as guy in San Francisco has had his enhanced by silicone to give him a 24 inch circumference around the bollock, when he wopped this thing out , the wife said it looked like a hippo. His name is Monster Mark.

Why do they do it?
 
#3
Ever really wish you hadnt googled something......

clips (yup, he gets it out, so, not safe for work!!)
http://content2.totallycrap.com/media/theperfectpenis/
(Trevor Ward narrates, I almost ran him down on Quay Street once, Id have got him too but the fecker jumped. How underwhelmed I am to find out he's still talking c*ck)

And channel 4 have three todger based programs (only a pic of michaelangelo's david so youre mostly OK)
http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/P/penis_envy/


And (linked from there) perhaps this deserves its own thread in the gash barge, in the light of the "how gay are you?" thread.
http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/M/mantest/flash.htm

I was 92% masculine.....(So, I like shopping..)
 

Father_Famine

Lantern Swinger
#8
jay_86 said:
lol no disrespect but why did you watch it
Honest Guv, I was on the PC in one corner of the room and my wife turned it on in another.

Some Septic College prat wanted his bigger. The "doctor" cut a ligament then he had to spend hours each day hanging weights on it.
 
#9
Father_Famine said:
jay_86 said:
lol no disrespect but why did you watch it
Honest Guv, I was on the PC in one corner of the room and my wife turned it on in another.

Some Septic College prat wanted his bigger. The "doctor" cut a ligament then he had to spend hours each day hanging weights on it.

We'll believe you! :D
 
#13
Father_Famine said:
jay_86 said:
lol no disrespect but why did you watch it
Honest Guv, I was on the PC in one corner of the room and my wife turned it on in another.

Some Septic College prat wanted his bigger. The "doctor" cut a ligament then he had to spend hours each day hanging weights on it.
What was she looking for Ballroom Dancing!! :wink:
 

silverfox

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#19
rugger_bob said:
Perhaps, that is Rosy standing on Tel's bollocks ?????? 8O :D
Could very well be.... although difficult to tell from this angle and last time she wore black shoes. Or so someone told me....... I think..... :oops:
 
#20
silverfox said:
rugger_bob said:
Perhaps, that is Rosy standing on Tel's bollocks ?????? 8O :D
Could very well be.... although difficult to tell from this angle and last time she wore black shoes. Or so someone told me....... I think..... :oops:
How would you know Silverfox, ??????? HMMMMMMMM :D
Has Rosy ever done that to you in parade boots ??, go on do tell :D

O dear, Going into hiding in case Rosy want my bollocks, for grape crushing 8O
 

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