The perfect Penis

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  1. Just watched a prog called "The Perfect Penis" on satellite channel more4,

    Frightening all about PE (Penis Enlargement) there as guy in San Francisco has had his enhanced by silicone to give him a 24 inch circumference around the bollock, when he wopped this thing out , the wife said it looked like a hippo. His name is Monster Mark.

    Why do they do it?
     
  2. lol no disrespect but why did you watch it
     
  3. Ever really wish you hadnt googled something......

    clips (yup, he gets it out, so, not safe for work!!)
    http://content2.totallycrap.com/media/theperfectpenis/
    (Trevor Ward narrates, I almost ran him down on Quay Street once, Id have got him too but the fecker jumped. How underwhelmed I am to find out he's still talking c*ck)

    And channel 4 have three todger based programs (only a pic of michaelangelo's david so youre mostly OK)
    http://www.channel4.com/health/microsites/P/penis_envy/


    And (linked from there) perhaps this deserves its own thread in the gash barge, in the light of the "how gay are you?" thread.
    http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/M/mantest/flash.htm

    I was 92% masculine.....(So, I like shopping..)
     
  4. Does this help you visualise?

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  5. Ouch Rosy, I am sat here with my legs crossed, in total pain, even just at the thought of that :(
     
  6. NO!! That's just not right. 8O
     
  7. Oh Lordy!! Please make her stop. Aaaaargh!!
     
  8. Honest Guv, I was on the PC in one corner of the room and my wife turned it on in another.

    Some Septic College prat wanted his bigger. The "doctor" cut a ligament then he had to spend hours each day hanging weights on it.
     

  9. We'll believe you! :D
     
  10. FFS Rosy!!! You got balls girl lol!!!!
     
  11. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    That is just so wrong...make it stop.........please
     
  12. Pinta will get a round in WB to overcome shock!!!!!
     
  13. What was she looking for Ballroom Dancing!! :wink:
     
  14. Rosy, I can, I'm sure with time and lots of TLC get used to the bollix stamping , but for god's sake Terry Wogan must go :lol: !!
     
  15. Perhaps, that is Rosy standing on Tel's bollocks ?????? 8O :D
     
  16. Rosie - that's just not right. The pic of wogan is also a little worrying......
     

  17. I'm going to be sick , aaaaaaaaaaaaa "Rosie" why did you do it ,
     
  18. Stop quoting it......can't bear to look at it!!!
     
  19. silverfox

    silverfox War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Could very well be.... although difficult to tell from this angle and last time she wore black shoes. Or so someone told me....... I think..... :oops:
     
  20. How would you know Silverfox, ??????? HMMMMMMMM :D
    Has Rosy ever done that to you in parade boots ??, go on do tell :D

    O dear, Going into hiding in case Rosy want my bollocks, for grape crushing 8O
     

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