The origin of the species.

8) Hi, I've been yaffling oggies and drinking scrumpy down on the Lizard for a couple of weeks. If any RRs use the Cadgwith Cove Inn, The Harbour bar or Ship Inn in Porthleven I was the handsom bastard Wild Bill Hickock lookalike with flowing silver hair and neatly trimmed set. 8) A warning if you ever use The Atlantic Inn in Porthleven for fcuks sake never sit in the window seats even if the place is empty, for when the regulars arrive you will be surrounded by cliques of incommers and second homers hovering vulture like , :x to elbow each other out of the way the instant you move. :roll: The locals use The Harbour Bar and are more civilised. But;- thre was one moment that struck pure terror; it was the sight of a group of Cornish Chavs socialising in a bus shelter :twisted: A cross between Sesame Street and the Muppet show Charles Darwin, you dipped out on this bastard. Two of them were ginger :idea:

 

I think Evolution avoided Cornwall entirely. St Austell is like Dawn of the Dead and many other areas are like a scene out of 10000BC

 

They smell that bad do they. Oh 8O

 

Crap, knew I should have checked my spelling

 

Fukc me, I've got a bit of a speed wobble on and it's almost 1800. You wrote this hours ago and you seem slaughtered. Well done that man!