After her 8th child, Mrs Murphy decided no more, she would get sterilised and while being sterilised she would get some cosmetic surgery done to her former glory because her bomb bay doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she felt she was due a tidy up with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slit and less like a badly wrapped kebab. Following the operations she awoke to ...find 2 roses and a huge bunch of flowers. Confused she asks the nurse." Who are these from, there very nice and I'm a bit confused as to why I recieved them". "Well "said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon because he's very pleased how well the operation went and he wanted to say thanks". "The second is from your husband, hes so pleased and excited about the success of the operation that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently he has'nt touched the sides for donkeys years and is over the moon". "Brilliant " says Mrs Murphy, " and what about the bunch of flowers?". "They are from Eric in the burns unit, he wanted to thank you for his new ears"