Now for the time you have all been waiting for
The winners of this Grand Competition are:
First Prize: @smallbrownprivates
Second Prize: @Yorkywhite
Third Prize: @Notachance
Bad CO has sent out the winners' Amazon tokens so these should be sitting in your in-box as we speak(type). The winners are all from ARRSE, but as 85% of all entries came from ARRSE members this is hardly surprising.
Thanks to all who took part though, this has been an even more popular competition than last year.