The old man!

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  1. A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have
    a 24-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think
    about that?"

    The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have
    an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when
    he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his
    umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting
    beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the
    beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

    The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

    The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
     

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