The Old Bike

thehogman

Midshipman
Bicycles or Women
Why bicycles are better than Women?
· Bicycles don't get pregnant.
· You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
· Bicycles don't have parents.
· Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
· You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
· Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.
· When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.
· Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.
· Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.
· Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
· You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
· If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.
· If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
· If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
· You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.
· If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
· You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
· You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
· Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.
· Bicycles don't get headaches.
· Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
· Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.
· Bicycles don't care if you're late.
· You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
· If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
· You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
· The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
· When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle
 
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