The Norman Poll...

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  1. Self - Important?

    100.0%
  2. Necessary?

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Wanted?

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Alternatives welcome (please give below)

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  1. A la Slim......

    [align=center]This is the Norman Poll[/align]

    To paraphrase a lapsed polly: 'Norman if you want to! The lady's* not for Norman!'


    *BH, I understand.
     
  2. Pompous

    Arrogant
     
  3. I thought

    Arrogant

    and

    Pompous

    Nutty
     
  4. I thought Attention seeking pleb
     
  5. I just thought :
    [​IMG]
     
  6. Wanted.

    He's providing me with free entertainment.
     
  7. Alternative:

    A reminder of real life's imperfections and foibles.
     
  8. A man (?) with a mission all those 2 and a 1/2ers must go!! Plus (In Higs broad brogue, think of Pvt Fraser in Dads Army) "He owes us photos of his wee niece ye ken!"
    NZB
     
  9. Seadog

    Seadog War Hero Moderator

    Norman is:

    Easy to identify.

    Out of date.

    Ill informed/uninformed.

    Oblivious.

    Bitter.

    Wrong.

    Bored.

    Not nearly as good at English grammar and spelling and arithmetic as he thinks he is. In fact he's (in old money so he understands) a NAMET 9/9

    Walt (he's wrong so often-or is that so often wrong norm?)

    A pain in the arrse.

    A broken record.

    An otherwise regular member who is an outstanding wind up merchant, yet to declare/be unmasked.

    Banned (maybe not this time-2SL wants a stay of execution-he told me.)
     
  10. He's the greatest British actor that ever lived.

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Higs doesn't have a broad brogue
     

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