The next best seller

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  1. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Fuck it, I'm going to write a book, there are a couple of drawbacks that I can see one being I can't spell the other is I haven't got a clue about writing books.

    But these are miner issues to overcome. Is this a good idea? I can see my book being a cross between mitch's bravo two zero and fiestas readers wives smutty tales.

    I will need help in this award winning, ground breaking venture, any takers? :dwarf:
     
  2. It's not stopped Jeffery Archer mate, more's the pity!
    NZB
     
  3. Can I write the dirty bits?
     
  4. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Can I proof read them?
     
  5. Might take me a while to write them though, 'cos I'll be typing with one hand.
     
  6. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Thats OK I'll read slowly 'cos I'll have one hand to point to the words
     
  7. Can I take the photos for the cover,naked Russian Cheerleaders spring to mind.
     
  8. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    Are up sure? :dwarf:
     
  9. I said Cheerleaders not shot putters!!!!
     
  10. What's wrong with Lady Shot-Putters then???

    My Granny.......Gawd Bless her.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Your granny???...i thought it was Steve Harmison :dwarf:
     
  12. Right then a title for the new novel has just entered my head.

    How about :

    Mr Blobby's Blobby Knob.

    All we need now is the plot and the characters
     
  13. So you have your red wings then??????
     

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