*The Navy-Net Awards 2013*

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  1. Let's start this one again shall we?

    This years Award Ceremony will be presented by:

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    .....and

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    In your own time - begin.

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  2. and in the wanker category...

    Best photographs of wankers in Navy-Nets "The Truth behind the Username" gallery will ALWAYS go to:-

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    because even though none of them are RR Members, they are still an epic bunch of wankers and thoroughly deserve the accolade of "Wankers of the Year 2013".
     
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  3. What were you looking for when you came across that photo? :)


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  4. An explanation.

    JFH

    This goon popped up a long time ago and annoyed the arses off everyone. Just a blast from the past. Still merits the "Wanker of the Century" award though.

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  5. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    MOD Edit;

    Moved as this is a normal thread.
     
  6. I nominate finks for all awards!
     
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  7. International Goodwill Ambassador. Aye, that'll be the one. :viking:
     
  8. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Ok, based on last year but with a couple extra categories.

    The "tell us what you really think" award for not sitting on the fence:

    Most charitable member

    Best MOD:

    Worst MOD:


    The Cunt Award ('Sanctimonious' deleted for more apt description):

    Best post:

    Best thread:

    Best Quote:


    The "how do you stop a 6 year old girl choking" tasteless humour award:


    The Richard Littlejohn / Alf Garnett "Load up the outrage bus" Outrage whore award:

    Cock of the year:

    Contributer of the year:

    Womanizer of the year:

    Groomer of the year:

    Cock tease of the year:


     
  9. Ah, I remember the thread, years ago IIRC....
    To be fair, I don't think the troll who posted the pics was in anyway related to the berks pictured, but definitely cut from the same cloth. As in the collective IQ of a chair.
     
  10. Ok, based on last year but with a couple extra categories.

    The "tell us what you really think" award for not sitting on the fence:Spidiver

    Most charitable member. Tommo

    Best MOD:Soleil

    Worst MOD:Monty. Really? Him a mod! They will have Bin Laden as world ambassador next.


    The Cunt Award ('Sanctimonious' deleted for more apt description):

    Best post:

    Best thread:

    Best Quote:


    The "how do you stop a 6 year old girl choking" tasteless humour award:
    BR

    The Richard Littlejohn / Alf Garnett "Load up the outrage bus" Outrage whore award:Talooha

    Cock of the year:Me or Finks

    Contributer of the year: NG

    Womanizer of the year: Me of course

    Groomer of the year: Spidiver

    Cock tease of the year:
    R3!

    I'll fill the rest in later
     
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  11. I shall be deeply disappointed if I'm not nominated for "sanctimonious cunt of the year" by Frogman007.
     
  12. OMM

    OMM War Hero



    Really? You're breaking my heart!


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  13. If it disappoints then I will happily decline to nominate. You don't need the sanctimonious part of the title. Just a thoroughbred cunt, through and through.
     
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  14. Need I say more?

    The "Basement/Cellar DIY conversion award 2013"

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  15. AKA the Josef Fritzl Memorial Prize


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  16. What's that on her finger.....?
     
  17. A fingernail.
     

  18. No, further back. Between the fingernail and the cage...........

    Actually, on the fingernail too, yeugh!
     
  19. Kai! Remember that?
     
  20. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I had fingers....and a lower jaw..... that colour after a nights entertainment with a young pompey lass, bless her.
     

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