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The more jacked i get the more shit i gotta handle

Nastyman

Midshipman
:rambo:

With each jacked inch i add to my biceps the more beef i inherit on the streets.

Every night i go out i expect shit to go down, my crew in on look out 24/7.

Ive ruined 2 Armani suits with blood and musta busted the skulls of 50 guys over the summer. Cops all over my business n shit, just waiting to catch me wreckin somebody upside the head.

Just last week my Polish ass was jumped by 8 guys at the lake while i was chillin n shit with my girl. They couldnt get me to the ground since im built for this shit, aint no one knocking me out, you cant kill me son.

I was like "**** this shit" and jumped in my car, floored it and ran 3 guys oiver. Musta broke sum bones n shit. Havent seen them guys since.

My crew is like "you gotta ease up off them weights n shit, or we gonna have beef on every street in the state" but im like "**** no" this is what i was made for. Its in my strong ass Polish blood.
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100% natural jacked, no proteins, you only got 1 liver
 
Excellent dit......picked up the lingo pretty well for an immigrant, how big's your penis? :strong: :cyclopsani: :thebirdman:
 

chinamatelot

Lantern Swinger
Nastyman said:
:rambo:

With each jacked inch i add to my biceps the more beef i inherit on the streets.

Every night i go out i expect shit to go down, my crew in on look out 24/7.

Ive ruined 2 Armani suits with blood and musta busted the skulls of 50 guys over the summer. Cops all over my business n shit, just waiting to catch me wreckin somebody upside the head.

Just last week my Polish ass was jumped by 8 guys at the lake while i was chillin n shit with my girl. They couldnt get me to the ground since im built for this shit, aint no one knocking me out, you cant kill me son.

I was like "**** this shit" and jumped in my car, floored it and ran 3 guys oiver. Musta broke sum bones n shit. Havent seen them guys since.

My crew is like "you gotta ease up off them weights n shit, or we gonna have beef on every street in the state" but im like "**** no" this is what i was made for. Its in my strong ass Polish blood.
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100% natural jacked, no proteins, you only got 1 liver


Ha! Small penis syndrome - Little Polish kebasa. Lady sailors - stand easy, your nostrils are safe but watch out for your ears.
 

Nastyman

Midshipman
higthepig said:
What a fucking wanker.

:rambo:

I run my own security business, the more skulls i crack the more customers i get, i run shit in this town.I got the looks, the jacked muscles, the women, the money, the crew, shit there aint nothing i dont have.

Im used to haterz son.
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100% natural jacked, no proteins, you only got 1 liver
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For those of you who don't speak "Street", I'll translate:

Nastyman said:
Every time I increase my rippling biceps, the more men I attract when I walk the streets.

Every night I go out I expect to come into contact with faeces, the rest of the fellows I "hang around" with like to watch.

Ive ruined 2 Armani suits with blood (doesn't say where the blood came from?) and must have caused injuries to a few more nice chaps this summer. The police aren't happy, and can't wait to catch me slapping another nice chap.

Just last week my East European bottom was assaulted by 8 other men while I was hanging around the lake with a sweetie. It happened standing up as I don't go down well. I was awake all the time.

I was like "oo-er, shut that door" and jumped in my car, and accidentally had a bit of a bump. I think one of my fingernails is broken. I've been trying to find those nice chaps, but no luck so far.

All the other nice guys I hang around with keep saying "stop doing those weights, or you'll do yourself an injury" but I like to look muscular. Something about bottoms again.

I think that's right, but may have lost something in the translation.
 

chinamatelot

Lantern Swinger
Nastyman said:
higthepig said:
What a fucking wanker.

:rambo:

I run my own security business, the more skulls i crack the more customers i get, i run shit in this town.I got the looks, the jacked muscles, the women, the money, the crew, shit there aint nothing i dont have.

Im used to haterz son.
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100% natural jacked, no proteins, you only got 1 liver
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Yep, shit for brains - and a screaming woofter.

I do hope you have cleaned out your anus old chap for incoming rough end of a pineapple.

Enjoy!
 
Nastyman said:
higthepig said:
What a fucking wanker.

:rambo:

I run my own security business, the more skulls i crack the more customers i get, i run shit in this town.I got the looks, the jacked muscles, the women, the money, the crew, shit there aint nothing i dont have.

Im used to haterz son.
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100% natural jacked, no proteins, you only got 1 liver
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I love being called son, why are you on a Royal Navy site? Are you Nastyman Nomates? I`m curious, tell us all what Town it is that you run, we could come down and see what a Real Tosser you are, where did you learn to speak English? In a Reformed School?

 

chinamatelot

Lantern Swinger
Hey, this could be one of Deborah's boyfriends from ARRSE defending "her honour"!

Either that or Hig got it spot on - what a fucking wanker!
 
I'll have ago at translating......

"I run my own male escort business, The more helmet I suck the more customers I get, I'm the main arrse bandit in town. I spend a fortune on looking pretty, my puny body looks good in tight white t-shirts, I'm not interested in women, I get loads of money from men, My mates bang my arrse all the time, really, there's nothing I wouldn't sacrifice my bottom for.

I'm used to sucking cock, Sir"


I reckon that's the gist of it anyway.
 
Ah Nastyman, how the devil are you old chap. We were at Eton together, remember? Last I heard you had a small milk round in Dunning on the Wold, how's that working out for you?
 
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