The more jacked i get the more shit i gotta handle

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  1. :rambo:

    With each jacked inch i add to my biceps the more beef i inherit on the streets.

    Every night i go out i expect shit to go down, my crew in on look out 24/7.

    Ive ruined 2 Armani suits with blood and musta busted the skulls of 50 guys over the summer. Cops all over my business n shit, just waiting to catch me wreckin somebody upside the head.

    Just last week my Polish ass was jumped by 8 guys at the lake while i was chillin n shit with my girl. They couldnt get me to the ground since im built for this shit, aint no one knocking me out, you cant kill me son.

    I was like "**** this shit" and jumped in my car, floored it and ran 3 guys oiver. Musta broke sum bones n shit. Havent seen them guys since.

    My crew is like "you gotta ease up off them weights n shit, or we gonna have beef on every street in the state" but im like "**** no" this is what i was made for. Its in my strong ass Polish blood.
    100% natural jacked, no proteins, you only got 1 liver
  2. What a fucking wanker.
  3. And your point is?
  4. Its MSG wiv a nasty streak of piss applied.


    PS Never eat yellow snow (its a clue MSG)
  5. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Excellent dit......picked up the lingo pretty well for an immigrant, how big's your penis? :strong: :cyclopsani: :thebirdman:

  6. Ha! Small penis syndrome - Little Polish kebasa. Lady sailors - stand easy, your nostrils are safe but watch out for your ears.
  7. :rambo:

    I run my own security business, the more skulls i crack the more customers i get, i run shit in this town.I got the looks, the jacked muscles, the women, the money, the crew, shit there aint nothing i dont have.

    Im used to haterz son.
    100% natural jacked, no proteins, you only got 1 liver
  8. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    you seem to be missing a personality....
  9. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    and a few brain cells...or shall we call you chimpy?
  10. For those of you who don't speak "Street", I'll translate:

    I think that's right, but may have lost something in the translation.
  11. Thanks Tattoodog, very helpful.
  12. Yep, shit for brains - and a screaming woofter.

    I do hope you have cleaned out your anus old chap for incoming rough end of a pineapple.

  13. LOSER!!!!!! Where was the need in even posting that? Did it make you feel big??!!
  14. I love being called son, why are you on a Royal Navy site? Are you Nastyman Nomates? I`m curious, tell us all what Town it is that you run, we could come down and see what a Real Tosser you are, where did you learn to speak English? In a Reformed School?

  15. Tattoodog, can you translate again?
  16. Hey, this could be one of Deborah's boyfriends from ARRSE defending "her honour"!

    Either that or Hig got it spot on - what a fucking wanker!
  17. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I'll have ago at translating......

    "I run my own male escort business, The more helmet I suck the more customers I get, I'm the main arrse bandit in town. I spend a fortune on looking pretty, my puny body looks good in tight white t-shirts, I'm not interested in women, I get loads of money from men, My mates bang my arrse all the time, really, there's nothing I wouldn't sacrifice my bottom for.

    I'm used to sucking cock, Sir"

    I reckon that's the gist of it anyway.
  18. Thanks blobby.
  19. Ah Nastyman, how the devil are you old chap. We were at Eton together, remember? Last I heard you had a small milk round in Dunning on the Wold, how's that working out for you?
  20. Hey Nastyman, come back and fight, It`s only a flesh wound, chicken twat.


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