The Moral Dilema!

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  1. My Grandson, has now reached the tender age of 7 months. :blob3: Ahhhh
    Not a problem, but on changing his nappy today, the little mite has found his Todger. When I had sucessfully put on a new set of dung hampers, not to be outfoxed, down goes his hand again.
    Now should I encourage him to become a Tiff, or a Clanky on boats?
  2. As there's no such thing as tiffs anymore he'll have to go ET(ME)(SM). Covers all bases.
  3. It only gets worse, my boy is one, just about walking, his latest trick is to dump a giant brown shitty mess into his nappy, wait til I take it off to change him, then before I get a chance to get the baby wipes out, the little fucker is off, running round the house, stark bollock naked, with shit smeared all over his arse, legs and back. He finds it highly amusing. He also likes to grab handfuls of turd from his nappy and wipe it on mummy.

    I'm so proud, he's gonna be an Admiral some day.
  4. Sounds like he's read Stan's dit and has got his sights set on DWEO. :-D
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  5. tam


    Wouldn't he be more suited to the brown jobs?
  6. Nah, he definitely has a bright future ahead of him, leaving presents in random compartments around 2 deck.
  7. Surely this should be in the poo thread currently running????????

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