The Monarchy


Watching the news this morning, I see that Queen Beatrix of Cloglandia is (probably)
about to knock her job on the head, and abdicate in order that one of her siblings
can take up the post of monarch. Now, we've got the Brits bangin' on about HM the Q,
and whether or not she should take similar Billy big-steps and hand in her notice
so that the next one in line for the big chair can start to rule this sceptred isle.
That's good old jug-lugs is it not? Hmmmmm.
King Charles - it's got a good ring to it, and its been used before - but then I got
my warped head on and started thinking.
What if his old man had been just THAT bit more pissed when he was wetting the babies
head and was still trying to come up with a name for the sprog at the time eh?
I mean - him being a head honcho in the Royal Navy, he must've had a sense of humour
because he's as mad as a box of frogs these days. I reckon he should have got hold
of the Birth Certificate and christened his sprog "Kong" (knowing full well that he'd
get rated up to King some day).
I would have loved to have seen any dignitary, politician or foreign Head of State
trying to keep a straight face as they toasted and hosted our visiting royalty at
their random official banquets;
"My lords, Ladies and gentlemen - I give you.......King Kong!"

Now that would cheer up this countrys dowtrodden population no end.

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