The Lock-Down thread 2020.

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Agree with Taffscrivs and Sumo. The linky takes you to the Rules and Regs for our beaches which re-open tomorrow. Our town has 25 'separate'or identified beaches. The one at the bottom of my garden has been in constant (illicit) use for a couple of weeks now, as it is a 'secret' beach, known mainly to locals.


Good luck policing that lot!
 

taffscrivs

War Hero
Complete gridlock on A465 in and out of Hereford last night.
What caused the Medieval Shithole's traffic to grind a halt for hours on end?
Mcdonalds has reopened and hundreds of retards blocked the road trying to get in for their crap burger fix.
Me, I just waited for a gap, air horns on and drove wrong side of the road past the queue of idiots, fecking copper parked on the verge flashed his lights and wagged his finger at me. I waved two fingers back at him, lazy bastard, sat there doing nothing when he should have been moving traffic on. I wonder how many other towns had this problem just because the nations mentally challenged felt the need for a burger...
 

Biker Buster

Lantern Swinger
Yeah but... they were waiting on the unparalleled gastronomic extravaganza that is MacDonalds.

I had almost forgotten what cardboard and burger relish tastes like.

It hit the local news up here.
Unbe-gerkin-lievable!

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Sumo

War Hero
Had this in Guzz a
Complete gridlock on A465 in and out of Hereford last night.
What caused the Medieval Shithole's traffic to grind a halt for hours on end?
Mcdonalds has reopened and hundreds of retards blocked the road trying to get in for their crap burger fix.
Me, I just waited for a gap, air horns on and drove wrong side of the road past the queue of idiots, fecking copper parked on the verge flashed his lights and wagged his finger at me. I waved two fingers back at him, lazy bastard, sat there doing nothing when he should have been moving traffic on. I wonder how many other towns had this problem just because the nations mentally challenged felt the need for a burger...
few weeks ago, when KFC opened, over 2 mile tale back, son real pissed his work shares the same slip road, as KFC.
 

Dredd

War Hero
Super Moderator
I actually don't mind a Maccy D's, or any of the other ones. Fills a hole toot sweet at times.

Don't make it my life's ambition to get to one at any cost though. It perplexes me the mentality of the people that do.
 
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